Saw a fantastic article by Michael D. Bates in the Hernando Today newspaper…Here’s an excerpt that I thought was worth sharing…
Ten things you can do on Christmas Day in Hernando County that you can’t do in the north:
- Go Christmas caroling in your shorts and T-shirt.
- Open your new bicycle or skateboard and go outside and use it immediately.
- Call your relatives and friends in New York from the comfort of your outdoor hot tub.
- Go to Pine Island and swim in water – not walk on it.
- Take pictures of you in your swimsuit, download them and send them to your friends shivering in below-30 temperature zones. Make sure you include the greeting, “Wish you were here!” (It drives them nuts).
- Give your northern relatives here for the holidays a tour of your closet to show them all the room they would have if they didn’t have it filled with down jackets and parkas.
- Go to Veterans Park with those same visitors, have a barbecue, play volleyball and remind them they will have to wait at least half a year to do that where they live.
- Wash and wax your car, but make sure you have adequate sun screen protection.
- Bend your elbow and enjoy a highball instead of a snowball.
- Be thankful your only contact with salt is from a shaker and not from a 60-pound bag in your garage.
To be fair, the article also had a list of 10 things you CAN’T do during the Christmas Season here in Hernando County…but you’ll have to go to the original article to read that part.
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